The tomato glop was replaced by a mixture of traditional mozzarella and decidedly non-traditional crème fraîche.
The Pristine River has two polluting firms on its banks. Acme Industrial and Creative Chemicals each dump 100 tons of glop into the river each year.
One photo showed a young boy crouched on a beach beside piles of the leafy glop as a dump truck carried off a large load of it.
