"A seagull droppings fell into my eye", replied the pirate.
Jan Procter, a teacher, said: "We have a little outcrop in our playground and the seagull has spotted this and decided to make a nest and has laid two eggs."
It's the second recent case in the Burr Bank area after another seagull was found with an injured wing.
We praised the courage of the seagull.
The old seagull looked at him kindly.
A seagull fluttered down with an injured wing.
Pupils have been banned from their school playground after a seagull built a nest in the middle of it.
The McClusky found him roasting a seagull on a grill, using bits of the yacht for firewood.
